Hey guys, Geeta here.
Arnav’s busy boxing his energy away (midlife crisis apparently)
so i’m back with this week’s update.
this week was… funnn!!! and very… async (deewaliiiii effect)
TLDR on the team this week
Arnav - wondering why no one replied to his slack (workaholic problems)
Mihil - living his best life in manali (fancy rooftop dinner overlooking Kullu with firework in the bg)
Vedant - attended team standups alone (claimed no one told him about diwali off)
Romia - DMing healthy snack options (i blocked her)
Aushini - worked on diwali (rahul.s claims responsibility)
Rahul S - panic messaging me all week (he be bursting different kind of crackers)
Rahul M - starts horror movies, sleeps in 10 mins (every single time)
Krupa - lecturing her parents for having mithai on diwali (blocked her too)
Me - bursting crackers + collecting moniessss
Dev Team - idk they don’t talk to me (but Vedant made their life hell for sure)
Tanishq – buying his sisters exclusive gifts on bhaidooj (i applied too, rejcted)
And talking about gifts…
everyone said arnav should buy me new shoes!
he refused.
and Rahul M says im abusing power!!
D/N: Yes, I do think that and also think that her votes in that poll were paid off.
Okay now on the shoe bit, sorry work…
#1 Aushini and Rahul killed it
#2 new newsletter live!
same client who once thought we “lacked potential”
now expanding scope. bwhahahah
#3 my beloved friend who ghosted us for 3 weeks (vacation, no heads-up) is now extra active. lighting a diya that it stays this way 🙏
#4 samples + proposals sentttt two new clients starting first week of november. PUMPED
not all wins
one churn.
but honestly? their numbers were crazy, 15%+ engagement on whatsapp.
i will personally miss them
(but my whatsapp dms wont)
that’s it for this week.
i’m off to collect diwali moniesss from relatives.
in the meantime, please reply to this and protest the shoe injustice happening here. thank you.
bye bye,
Geeta 👟
