christmas pe kaam?

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Checking Your Email on Christmas? LOVE YOU.

Let's be real—if you're reading this right now, you're either:
a) Hiding from your family
b) Actually insane
c) Our CEO, Arnav

The real slim shady

Speaking of our beloved leader... my guy really said "Merry Christmas" by dropping a fat lump of coal in our stockings. And by coal, I mean FOUR DAILY STANDUPS.

We’re the real slim shady because we keep doing the stand up.

• At 8:30: on chat
• At 9:30: on call (criminal)
• At 10:30: WITH CAMERA ON (double offence)
• At 5:00: maybe he really likes talking to us

And that’s just on google meet.

Remember how we hyped up Basecamp like it was gonna revolutionize our workflow?

Yeah, that went about as well as a Bollywood star kid's debut movie. All we got was:

• More emails than your spam folder
• Calendars that look like a game of Tetris on crack
• Another subscription we're paying for to "boost productivity"

Turns out we actually need some chaos. Swaad anusar.

P.S. Since you're clearly addicted to our notifications (seek help), might as well click that ad. Help us recover some of that sweet, sweet productivity tool money we wasted

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10k to Rahul!

Rahul: Just casually got 10K dropped in his Google Pay like it's pocket change
Rest of us: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

My guy's out here winning Employee of the Month while we're just... existing? 😭

So here's our Christmas wish:

Make our day by clicking that ad
We will worship you forever if you do

Consider it your good deed for the year. Plus, it's basically charity at this point.

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

clears throat

Wait, we need a new carol.

Dashing through deadlines,
On a project-filled spree,
Oh, what fun it is to write
Emails constantly! Hey!
Jingle bells, client calls,
Requests we can't ignore,
Oh, what joy it is to work
And ask for just one more!

So, yes, give us the gipt of work.

We’re living vicariously through you, so go on, get off your screen, and do something christmassy.

Send us pictures and deets. Make us jealous in the replies.