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Moral of the story: Don’t be afk or you’ll be punished to write a comic at your expense.

[this was written by our occasional shitposter and full-time “afk” sender, ambat]

Just a heads up..

Hey folks, Arnav is out this week, so I (Anirudh) am stepping in to take over the newsletter.

Remember me from the last edition? Yes? Nice!

No? Even better.

By the way, I’m Anirudh, and I handle part-time content and full-time bakchodi at Inagiffy.

Umm, what would Arnav usually write about...

• Flexing about ad payouts?

• Celebrating big wins?

• Bragging about the hot leads he's snagging?

Nah, that sounds too complex for my taste... let's KISS—Keep It Simple, Silly.

As a writer myself, it's practically my holy duty to sprinkle some wisdom on you folks about what I'm really good at.

Breaking down a cold email

Okay, let’s make this fun. We’re going to craft a cold email for those interested in Inagiffy’s services.

Below is a sample i cooked:

Read it TWICE.

You literally read it once - ONCE MORE PLS?

Okay now let me breakdown my thoughts behind writing the above draft:

Got the gist? This might not be the slickest copy out there, but it definitely helps us stand out from the crowd.

For the follow-up emails, we'll focus on:

• Showcasing our clients: highlighting how we've helped them scale.

• Sharing our publications: giving them a taste of the Inagiffy experience.

• If there's no response to any of the emails: we'll simply remove them from our leads list.

If you want to just brainstorm with us,

Guess what? My favorite snacks made it into this week's ad—yep, that’s right! And believe it or not, I edited that picture myself (no designer needed, huh?).

So, could you do me a favor and click on the ad, please? Would mean a lot!

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I went from "Newsletters? Meh." to "Holy Sh*t”

Yo, can we talk about how wild this year's been?

PoV: me, fresh outta engineering, diving headfirst into Inagiffy. Talk about a culture shock, right? I mean, newsletters? Seriously? I thought they were as exciting as watching paint dry.

But man, was I in for a surprise.

At first, I was like, "Who even reads these things?" Fast forward a year, and I'm the one geeking out over open rates and click-throughs. Wild, I know.

Here's the kicker - it's not just about slapping some words together and hitting send. Nah, it's this crazy mix of:

• Killer content (gotta keep 'em hooked)

• Slick design (easy on the eyes, you know?)

• Tech (Arnav can yap all day about this)

• Brand vibes (makes readers connect even more)

Put all that together, and BAM! You've got yourself a newsletter that's not just readable - it's downright SEXY.

So yeah, from "newsletters are boring" to "holy shit, this is actually cool" - that's been my journey.

Some newsletters I personally loveeee (not biased)

Hear me out—I really think everyone should have their own personal newsletter, just like I do. It's a fantastic way to share your thoughts, projects, or just about anything you're passionate about.

You should totally consider starting one too!

You've probably noticed, right? The initial editions of this newsletter didn't have a single ad, and now we've got two in every edition each week. Yeah, here's another one for you to check out:

Ease into investing

“Ease” being the key word. With automated tools like portfolio rebalancing and dividend reinvestment, Betterment makes investing easy for you, and a total grind for your money.

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I think I've blabbered enough, huh?

Time for me to sign off. And yes, Arnav will be back again from next week.

Missing him already?

Well, here you go: