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yo folks!

*clears throat aggressively*

Remember how I was up in the mountains last week? Anirudh had to take over for me…

This week, I’ve got a bad cough and an offsite to plan.

You think that’s a nightmare?

A brilliant German client cancelled their contract with the middleman agency. Now, WE’VE lost the client. For no fault of ours.

White labelling is the real nightmare.

Full rant available

TLDR: no tldr for you. I can’t summarize my angst.

DISCLAIMER

Hey. I’m ambat and I’m a little rat writer who is drowning in a pile of half-written notion docs.

I have a reputation for being afk but, here I am, writing this edition.

So, dear sick arnav and anirudh who’s traveling, WHO’S AFK NOW? HUH?

(I take my redemption arc seriously)

Navratri Special: Sleeplessness

Shubh Navratri to those of you who celebrate. It’s nine nights of sleeplessness at inagiffy, though.

not like that 👀

So, what are the 4 new newsletters about?

• AI

• more AI

• SOME MORE AI

• an HR tangent

Send your luck to anirudh. He’ll be handling the pish-posh AI stuff.

Speaking of him…

Cold Emails are HOT

Anirudh did a whole ‘cold-email breakdown section’ last time and we figured there’s some wisdom in that.

We used that strategy for Springworks and

drum roll 🥁

it works!!

We bagged 20 registrations in just 3 days for a masterclass.

Definitely not tooting our own horn 🎺📯🎷

Cold mailing is not a one-way situationship with us.

This Is About To Get Personal

It’s not a threat, It’s just relationship advice.

A. Respond to their leads.

For example, we got a piping hot one for Ethermail 👀

B. Don’t be scared to go personal

A US client is so happy with our B2B newsletter, he started his own, personal newsletter!

C. It’s time for a proposal!

We just sent FOUR super thorough proposals to an existing client.

And she said yes 💍

We’re all about getting leads, being personal and making proposals but we’re just a little shy 👉👈

If you’re looking to start your own newsletter, just make the first move.

We’ll sweep you off your feet.

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Yo when is Dhanteras💰

Please pray that the ₹14,00,000 I’m owed makes its way to me.

First, X ghosted me with the 7 lakhs they owed me.

Now Y?

Are you seeing the trend? It’s always the finance clients.

Diabolical.

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These guys made money, though

I pulled the classic “employee of the month gets a 10k bonus” tactic.

I let the team vote their winner and it quickly came to a standstill…

We did a second round of polls between Tanishq, Anirudh and ambat (Vaishnavi A)

and the boys emerged in a tie.

They won 5k each!

If you liked this newsletter, please let arnav know that ambat should’ve been the winner instead.